01.:how long will the next bus be?
b:it's about 45 feet.
這是玩得文字遊戲。用中文就沒勁了。翻成中文就不好笑了。
02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?
b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.
怎麼樣啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在嗎?
03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.
shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.
customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.
04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.
patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.
你的咳嗽今天聽上去好點了
病人： 應該是好點了。昨晚我練了一個晚上。
05.the company's mission to eat nian fan
this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?
翻譯：
在公司吃團年飯
今年在公司裏過春節,在一起吃團年飯時，經理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經理怒曰：説好不喝了怎麼還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個屁來，經理大怒：媽的!誰又開了一瓶?